Hello.

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

vyrenrolar:

if anyone knows tumblr user lost-in-a-storm irl could you please call the police and send them to her house? she is suicidal and I think she has taken pills or otherwise already begun the dying part and I do not know her irl so i cannot send in the cavalry. if not, could you signal boost?

officialmcmuffin:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

You should leave Earth. There, that’s mine.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

angrybabysitter:

tofumotherfucker:

This is rape culture

Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS

"But not all men are like thaaaattttt!!! I’d never dooo thaaatttt!!! You’re so mad over nothing, just calm downnnn!!1!!!!!1111!!!!!"

i just threw up all over the world

reblog if you’re a milf

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.